Top hats are the worst.
Fedoras are even worse than that.
But knit caps?
Knit caps will change your life.
1. They are knit and caps simultaneously, which is pretty impressive.
2. They will keep your head warm during the chilly nightmare that is the wintertime.
3. They will be covered in PRO-WPRB PROPAGANDA so that you can indoctrinate all of your friends.
Also, we will be eternally grateful for your support, which is another plus. PLEDGE! Please!